birth control

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 16, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolman told him to get out of the truck, and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting something in his mouth as he stepped out of the cab.

    Figuring that the driver was putting away his pep pills, the patrolman asked "Did I just see you swallow something?"

    "Yep, that was my birth control pill," said the driver.

    "Birth control pill?" asked the patrolman.

    "Yep, when I saw your light, I knew I was screwed."