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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 21, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    a happily married man had only one complaint;
    his wife was always nursing sick birds. one
    november evening he came home to find a raven
    with a splint on its beak sitting in his favorite chair.
    on the dining room table there was a feverish eagle pecking
    at an aspirin, while in the kitchen his wife was
    comforting a shivering little wren that she had
    found in the snow.

    he marched over to where his wife was towelling down
    the cold little bird. "i can't take it any more!" he hollered.
    "we've got to get rid of all of these darn...."

    the wife held up her hand to cut him off in mid-curse.
    "please dear," she said, "not in front on the chilled wren."
     
  2. G22-Joe

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    brrrrrrrr! That was baaaaaaaad!
    Thanks for an early morning groan!
    ;f ;f
     
  4. okie

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    That was bad huh^1 ~1 ~1 ~1 ~1 ~1 ~1 ~1 ~1 ~1 ~1 ~1 ~1