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Birds & Bees

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 6, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A father decides it is time to have the talk about the birds and bees with his eleven year old son. So, he summoned his son and said,
    "Son I have to talk to you about the birds and bees."

    At this the boy got all emotional screaming, "NO! NO! I don't want to have this talk! Please don't make me!"

    "Now calm down." Replies the father. "Why don't you want to talk about this?"

    "Well Dad, I been having these talks for the last five years.
    When I was six you told me there was no Santa Claus.
    At seven you said there was no Easter Bunny.
    At eight the Tooth Fairy was a lie too you said and so on.
    Now if your going to tell me that adults don't have sex, I won't have anything else to live for!"
     
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