A father decides it is time to have the talk about the birds and bees with his eleven year old son. So, he summoned his son and said, "Son I have to talk to you about the birds and bees." At this the boy got all emotional screaming, "NO! NO! I don't want to have this talk! Please don't make me!" "Now calm down." Replies the father. "Why don't you want to talk about this?" "Well Dad, I been having these talks for the last five years. When I was six you told me there was no Santa Claus. At seven you said there was no Easter Bunny. At eight the Tooth Fairy was a lie too you said and so on. Now if your going to tell me that adults don't have sex, I won't have anything else to live for!"