Bird

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 15, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Here in Kentucky, you don't see too many people
    hang-gliding. Bubba decided to save up and get a
    hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain,
    and after struggling to the top, he gets ready to take
    flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge--
    into the wind he goes!

    Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hicks were sittin' on the
    porch swing talkin bout the good ol days when maw
    spots the biggest bird she ever seen!

    "Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she exclaims.

    Paw raises up," Git my gun, Maw."

    She runs into the house, brings out his pump shotgun.
    He takes careful aim. BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG!
    The monster size bird continues to sail silently over
    the tree tops.

    "I think ya missed him, Paw," she says.

    "Yeah," he replies, "but at least he let go of Bubba!"