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Bingo!!!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 3, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    This guy had a very attractive wife, who was always wanting
    clothes, jewelry, etc., but he was not too well off.

    One day his wife came home with a diamond necklace.

    The guy asked: "Where did you get that from?"

    His wife replied: "I won it at bingo"

    The next night she came home with a mink coat.

    The guy asked: "Where did you get that from?"

    His wife replied: "I won it at bingo"

    The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz.

    The guy asked: "Where did you get that from"

    His wife replied: "Look!! Don't keep asking where I get my things
    from! Go upstairs and set my bath for me!!"

    His wife came upstairs to find a small amount of water in the
    tub.

    The wife asked: "How come you put so little water in the tub?"

    The guy replied: "I didn't want to wet your bingo card"