Billy Joe Bob the painter

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  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Aug 20, 2002
    Billy Joe Bob was a famous portrait artist. His fame grew and soon people
    from all over the
    country were coming to him for paintings. One day, a beautiful young woman
    pulled up to his house in a stretch limo. She asked Billy Joe Bob if he
    could paint her in the nude.
    This was the first time anyone had made this request. The beautiful lady
    said money was no object, she was willing to
    pay $50,000.
    Not willing to get into trouble with his wife, Billy Joe Bob asked the lady
    to wait while he went in the house and conferred with his wife.

    In a few minutes he returned and told the lady he was willing to do it.
    However, he would have to leave his socks on so he would have some place to
    wipe his brushes.....