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Bill & Hillary at the stadium

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by rlfjr, Jan 5, 2004.

  1. rlfjr

    rlfjr NRA Life Member

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    Bill and Hillary were at the Yankee's World Series - Game 6; sitting in the
    first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them.

    One of the Secret Service guys leaned forward and said something to Bill.

    First Clinton stared at the guy, looked at Hillary, looked back at the agent,
    and shook his head violently. The agent said, "Mr. President, it was a
    unanimous request from the owner of the team to the bat boy," but what really got
    him going was when the agent told him the fans would love it! So Bill just
    shrugged his shoulders and said, "If that is what the people want."

    Then Bill got up, grabbed Hillary by her collar and the seat of the pants,
    and dropped her right over the wall into the field.

    She's gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, and the crowd goes wild.

    They're cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.

    Bill is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says, "You were
    right, I would have never believed that!" Then noticing the agent has gone
    totally pale, he asks what is wrong.

    The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!
     
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