Unfortunately, Al Gore and Bill & Hillary Clinton arrive early in heaven, and God addresses them one at a time. Al is first. ''Al, what do you believe in?'' Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now." God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. You are a good man. Come and sit at my left.'' God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?'' Bill Replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.'' God thinks for a second and says: "You have shown remorse and you are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.'' Then God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?'' She replies: "I believe you're in my chair"