Recently on a Canadian TV network, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed, and Number 3 - He screwed ugly white women. Even now - Look at him. His wife work and he don't; plus he get a check from the government every month."