Bill Clinton trips and falls over a bridge railing while jogging one morning. Before the Secret Service guys can get to him, three kids who are fishing pull him out of the water below. Hes so grateful, he offers the kids whatever they want. The first kid shouts, I want to go to Disneyland with my friends! and Bill replies, No problem. Ill take you on Air Force One. The second kid says, I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordans, to which Bill says, I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them! The third kid says, I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset! Clinton, looking perplexed, utters: But, son, you dont look like youre handicapped. The kid answers, I will be once my dad finds out I saved your sorry *** from drowning.