Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 13, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't
    do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk
    home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.
    However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.

    While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who
    told him she was lost.
    She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to
    1603 Mockingbird Lane ?"

    The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane.
    I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot."

    The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry
    the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"

    "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
    On the way, he says, "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley we'll
    be there in no time."

    The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely
    widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"

    The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, an anvil, two
    chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

    The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the
    anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."