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Big Hole

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Apr 17, 2007.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Two privates stationed at Fort Campbell were handed shovels and told to bury a large, dead animal. While digging they got into an argument about what they were burying.

    "This here's a big mule!"

    "Tain't no mule, this here's a donkey."

    "Mule!"

    "Donkey!"

    Well, this went on for a while until the camp Chaplain came by. "What are you boys doing?" he asked.

    "We're diggin' a grave for this mule."

    "Donkey, dammit!"

    The chaplain cut in, "Boys, this isn't either one, it's an ***."

    An hour later, the camp commander came up and said, "What are you men doing, digging a foxhole?"

    "No sir. We're diggin' an @$$hole."