Two privates stationed at Fort Campbell were handed shovels and told to bury a large, dead animal. While digging they got into an argument about what they were burying. "This here's a big mule!" "Tain't no mule, this here's a donkey." "Mule!" "Donkey!" Well, this went on for a while until the camp Chaplain came by. "What are you boys doing?" he asked. "We're diggin' a grave for this mule." "Donkey, dammit!" The chaplain cut in, "Boys, this isn't either one, it's an ***." An hour later, the camp commander came up and said, "What are you men doing, digging a foxhole?" "No sir. We're diggin' an @$$hole."