i have about a gazillion jokes that i'm trying to convert a PG rating, without destroying them. stuff like the young bull and the old bull. young bull says, "wow, look at all them cows. leave us run down there and engage them in light sexual foreplay, and possible carnal knowledge of a few." old bull says, "naw, let's just wander down there real slow, sonserving energy, and engage them all in witty conversation, and sweep them off their feet." see how they kinda lose something if you're not careful...bill
