Last week while talking to the ex she said "All the time we were married you never made any effort to get to know my family!". "Not true", I replied. "What about the time I took your younger sister to Vegas for the weekend?" About ten years ago when the ex found out I had impregnated my 33 year old second wife at age fifty she told me "At your age I thought you'd be shooting blanks". I came back with "Well, it helps to have a moving target".