Bet Ya Read it Twice...

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  1. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

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    May 13, 2007
    -Bet ya read it twice

    A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They
    sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
    The lady sitting behind them ignores them at
    first, but her attention is galvanized when she
    hears one of the men say the following:

    "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses
    come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together
    again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come one lasta time."

    "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this
    country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

    "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm
    a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."