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Best/Worse Hooters Crew

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by GotFour, Aug 9, 2012.

  1. GotFour

    GotFour

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    I once walked into a Hooters in South Central Georgia (you know who you are) and I thought someone had opened the "back" gates of the local trailer park :shocked: , but other than that one bad experience, I really don't have complaints. Thank the lord that the lawsuit to let the "boys" wear orange hot pants was thrown out!
     
  2. Snaps

    Snaps Hail 2 The King

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    never seen one with a bad crew.
     

  3. nmk

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    I showed up at a local Hooters for some spicy garlic perfection and a former student was my server. She told me I was an awesome teacher, but I didn't get any free wings. :crying:
     
  4. BEER

    BEER bad example

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    i've had the food at hooters. i've had the food at greasy 2 bit truck stops and roadside sheds that claimed they were "smokehouses". i've also worked in topless bars.

    the girls at hooters could put a plate of flaming dog feces in front of the average customer and they'd lap it up and beg for seconds.

    forget hollywood, the advertising world, or the local news, hooters is the best example of "sex sells".
     
  5. janice6

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    Yes.




    I have been to one in Tennessee. When I walked in I thought they had raided the local grade school for waitresses. Cute but damn young.

    (this was before I was old)
     
  6. arclight610

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    The one in D.C. is TERRIBLE. Think overweight, ghetto black chicks.
     
  7. Reswob

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    Last gun show I went to, 2 Hooters girls were right inside the door handing out flyers... but they had these baggy nylon track-suits on! Unacceptable.
     
  8. Angry Fist

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    The food at every one ive been to is mediocre, imo. So i dont go.
     
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    That must be the result of guys suing for not getting waiting jobs there based on sex.:rofl:
     
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    As BEER pointed out....it's not about the food. :wow:
     
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    I still remember the big puddle of oil left on the paper plate, from the "wings".
     
  14. larry_minn

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    Have not been in one for yrs. I do recall one in Tx. That gal was HOT. She stayed at my table every chance she got. I wish I had nerve to have asked her out. I honestly think she was seeing if she could embarass me. (only reason for her to stick around me) Nice, friendly, and dang cute....
     
  15. cowboywannabe

    cowboywannabe you savvy?

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    num num is like pizza, even the worst piece you had was still pretty good.
     
  16. NickC50310

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    I havent been to Hooters in years but I always thought the wings were pretty damn good. :dunno:

    My mom lives right outside of Buffalo in wing country and I know how to make some mean wings so I know good wings.... I think... :supergrin:
     
  17. BEER

    BEER bad example

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    this is patently false and i can speak from first hand experience.

    let's see if i can put this in terms that won't get me banned.....

    bedding a woman is like test driving a car. the first time is great because you're just joy riding, but then once you buy said car and drive it for awhile you start to hear all the clanks, knocks, and hisses.

    and to use the pizza analogy, i've had an amazing slice of pizza give me a stomach flu and annoy the crap out of me 2 hours later.
     
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    Just another ball of mud.
    Came out of the gentlemans facility and sat down by my beer.

    Took one bite of the flaming death wing in front of me.

    Not the BBQ I'd ordered.:steamed:

    Everybody thought it would be funny to cause me pain.


    I never found out who drove everybody back to the hotel, didn't care.
     
  19. G29Reload

    G29Reload Tread Lightly

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    Just now figgered that out, didja? :rofl:


    Actually, Hooters crews vary widely and its inversely proportional to their distance to water.

    The ones in Florida near the beach are just….stellar.

    Manassas, VA? Not so much.

    Anywhere near a beach in warm weather? Girls too shy to make it in porn shovel the chicken wings and beer. Some hotness. In their bikinis catching rays in their free time.

    Elsewhere…eh...
     
  20. Folsom_Prison

    Folsom_Prison Brew Crew

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    You really shouldn't be posting pics of you and your buddy's posing for drag night at your local hooters.... Just sayin!