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Back when I was younger everyone wondered how I could keep a clean clean shiny car in the dead of winter.
I worked at a garage & before I cleaned up to go out to hit the night spots. I would run the car into the shop, do a wash & clean up on it, chamois it dry to keep the spots and streaks off of it then put it on the lift & run it up on the highest lift to let it dry. And since I just got off from my job as a tire sales man I wasn't dirty just needed to wash the face & hands, change clothes to clean up a little. Then I was ready for a night of running.
 

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Run the car through the car wash and drive the car fast!
 

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Is this some type of ultimate, hard-to-decipher satire by the OP? Anyone?
If not, I've got a similar question: anyone know the best way to open a sardine can? And, to take this even further into irrelevance, how about: how best to convince an ashamed and forlorn cantaloupe that it's not really that fat.
 

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Is this some type of ultimate, hard-to-decipher satire by the OP? Anyone?
If not, I've got a similar question: anyone know the best way to open a sardine can? And, to take this even further into irrelevance, how about: how best to convince an ashamed and forlorn cantaloupe that it's not really that fat.
No it’s ad marketing by someone who doesn’t use English as a first language.
 

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I gave up hand drying, get a deionizing water filter or get a couple gallons of purified distilled water to pour over the car after rinsing, don’t miss a spot. Takes about 2 gallons for a 4 door sedan so a buck a pop every time you wash...I also got a small atomizer(might not be the right term but it’s like a hand pumped bug sprayer) I use to spray off the wheels after cleaning, makes it so you don’t get that haze.
 
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