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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nicolai, Sep 19, 2004.

  1. Nicolai

    Nicolai

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    "Honestly sir, the midget was on fire when I got here."
     
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    lcarreau Reload Artist

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    "Look, I thought the cop was a prostitute."

    (say loudly to end a conversation very quickly)
     
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    ChuteTheMall Witless Protection Program

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    Trebuchet Sláinte !

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    the pygmies are Cunning Runts.
     
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    Rectum, nearly killed him ;f
     
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    And what exactly would you do with a sixfoot a**hole?
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    pesticidal Eh? CLM

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    Not me, officer, but them shoo-flys are hard to fool...
     
  11. Zeker

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    Okay, I'm going to go over it one more time: This is s**t and this is shinola!
     
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    Lunatic Fringe On the edge

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    ...No you idiot! I said bring a POSSE!!!!!
     
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    mcginnes Safety Officer Millennium Member

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    "Why do you ask, Two Dogs F@*%ing?"
     
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    Slinger646 King of Sling

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    When he goes to take a Pea, We'll kick him in the Ash-Hole.
     
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    Slinger646 King of Sling

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    One is a sick duck, I forgot how the rest of it goes, but your mother is a whore
     
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    KA3N Senior Moment

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    "Five bucks, same as in town!"
     
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    Suddenly, I remembered I was an old dog and this was a new trick!
     
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    I don't know, but it's on your left shoulder!
     
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