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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nicolai, Sep 19, 2004.
"Honestly sir, the midget was on fire when I got here."
"No, the last thing I saw was the monkey trying to cram the cork back up the elephant's ***."
"Honest officer, I was just helping the sheep get over the fence."
"Look, I thought the cop was a prostitute."
(say loudly to end a conversation very quickly)
"Only if you get your thumb caught between the bricks."
the pygmies are Cunning Runts.
"You'll go blind if you don't stop that, son."
"Dad, I'm over HERE."
Rectum, nearly killed him ;f
And what exactly would you do with a sixfoot a**hole?
I'd put him on the side of the road with a radar gun!
Not me, officer, but them shoo-flys are hard to fool...
Okay, I'm going to go over it one more time: This is s**t and this is shinola!
...No you idiot! I said bring a POSSE!!!!!
"Why do you ask, Two Dogs F@*%ing?"
"Know it? I wrote it."
When he goes to take a Pea, We'll kick him in the Ash-Hole.
One is a sick duck, I forgot how the rest of it goes, but your mother is a whore
"Five bucks, same as in town!"
Suddenly, I remembered I was an old dog and this was a new trick!
I don't know, but it's on your left shoulder!
He gave me a 10 inch pianist.