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Best lines from Country songs?

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  1. vart

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    I occasionally listen to country music when working around the house and today I had the radio on to the country station when I heard this gem...

    "I ain't here for a long time; I'm here for a good time..."

    What are some of the memorable lines you've heard in country songs?
     
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    "I slept with my horse last night... and she was better company than you"

    "She got the gold mine and I got the shaft"

    "Thank God and greyhound she's gone"

    There's a bunch of good lines in country songs. :supergrin:
     
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    Not sure if it's "country," but the local country stations play it.
     
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    Pretty much the entire song "Country boy can survive."


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    Found the supposed top ten...

    "The road goes on forever and the party never ends." by Robert Earl Keen.

    "Everything gets hotter when the sun goes down." by Kenny Chesney.

    "Because you're mine, I walk the line." by Johnny Cash.

    "You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, Know when to walk away and know when to run." by Kenny Rogers.

    "Life ain't always beautiful, but it's a beautiful ride." by Gary Allen.

    "She needs wide open spaces, room to make her big mistakes." by Dixie Chicks.

    "It's not what you take when you leave this world behind you. It's what you leave behind you when you go." by Randy Travis.

    "Life's a dance you learn as you go, sometimes you lead sometimes you follow, don't worry about what you don't know" by John Michael Montgomery.

    "Finally content with a past I regret, I've found you find strength in your moments of weakness." By Rascal Flatts.

    "Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance, and when you get the choice to sit it out or dance, I hope you dance." by Lee Ann Womack.