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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by 50 Cent, Jul 13, 2020.
That could be arranged, human.
There’s really only one choice:
Silly humans. You have no weapons that could even compare with ours.
It would be like the ancient Roman Empire taking on a nuclear weapon equipped country in the 21st century.
The battle would be over in minutes.
We are genetically superior to you puny humans. Your pathetic earth germs are harmless to us.
We can phase in and out of your dimension at will. That’s why we are so technologically superior to you silly, pathetic humans.
requires 80 inch gel testing
You humans and your empty threats. We do find you quite amusing.
The only reason we haven’t eaten you......., yet.
Such a brave human. Extremely foolish, but brave.
We hope it’s those aliens because they suck at fighting.
If it’s the Star Wars aliens, it’s gon be a lot bleaker.
Resistance is futi....
Picture this. In August aliens invade, only to get repelled by the Coronavirus and murder hornets.
In reality, aliens trying to colonize here would be doomed.
After we quickly became the apex predator on the planet, we wiped out similar competing species.
Then we spent the next 50,000 years inventing new and ever more powerful ways of killing each other in droves. We are a murderous, violent species.
Any alien civilization that survived long enough to achieve interstellar travel probably had a less violent history than ours. (There’s no way we make it that long.)
They will be horrified when we slaughter them, take their technology and use it to butcher their entire civilization. Because that’s what we do... and it’s what we’re good at.
Carry lots of lube. It will help with the probing.
I’m guessing you’re not carbon based and built of DNA, unless you seeded us here in this little zoo eons ago. But if you are carbon based, DNA structured, and just so happen to have ACEII receptors... the jokes on you.
Also, while we’re on the subject. Do Aliens suffer from structural racism. I hear it’s literally EVERYWHERE. Movies, monuments, hair, various identities, etc. If we can’t beat you with bioweapons, we’ll fall back on triggering you with micro aggressions. Humanity shall prevail!
And this is exactly why we find you humans soooo amusing.
You have no idea of the murderous and sadistic aliens that inhabit this galaxy.
It’s already provided. You just need to lie down..., and relax.
Silly human. We are an XNA based life form. Different sugar units in our genome.
We are not the least bit racist. We despise all humans equally.
I need to rethink my carry.