Best Guns for An Alien Invasion

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  1. 50 Cent

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    I hope the Laugo Alien is on that list.

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    Barrett 50 cal.
     
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    Since the aliens are here already, lizards inhabiting human form, the standard calibers are sufficient.
     
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    Shotgun filled with rock salt. They melt like slugs do with salt poured on them.
     
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    Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
     
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    Oh I'm not fighting the aliens. It's a lost fight.

    I'm worshiping them in hopes they take me aboard the mothership.

    So long suckers! I'm outta here!
     
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    Even just set on stun...it takes care of 99.9% of pesky alien issues.
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    @Westexas might be able to give us some pointers. Let’s probe him for insights.
     
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    Toss a P320 into the mothership....
     
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    No weapons necessary. Only patience.

    "The Martians had no resistance to the bacteria in our atmosphere to which we have long since become immune. Once they had breathed our air, germs, which no longer affect us, began to kill them. The end came swiftly."
     
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    If their ships can now run rings about our Naval Aviators I'm guessing they may have gotten a flue shot.
     
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    I'm going with a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun… This is the best gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value… I call her Vera.
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    Pointer finger and thumb. Pewpew.

    Cant ban these bad boys.
     
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    Anything in 10mm will destroy an alien and the mothership too.
     
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    Ambush one with a Machete, then take his gun.
     
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