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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by jimcorbin, Feb 18, 2020.
Why don’t cats play cards in the jungle?
Because if all the cheetahs!
what do u call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent
Why is there a fence around every cemetery?
people are dying to get in!
Did you know that Diarrhea is hereditary??
Apparently it runs in your Jeans
What do you get when you breed a poodle with an elephant?
A dead poodle, torn in half.
What do you call it when a cow has an abortion?
What do you call it when a Czechoslovakian has an abortion?
A canceled Czech.
Ever hear of the tribe of native americans that had no nipples?
They were called the indianippless 500.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
Is that you coffin?
How do you catch a polar bear? Drill or cut a big hole in the ice, hide and wait for a polar bear to show up. Then you sneak up behind him and kick him in the icehole.
What's long, brown, and sticky?
What's has green fuzz on it and if it fell out of tree on you it could kill you?
A pool table.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No I deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still, no ideer
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What’s green and flys over Poland?
A girl with one leg = Eileen
A guy in the water with no arms or legs = Bob
Where do you take a one legged hooker?Ihop
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
Why did the strawberry cry?
It's mother was in a jam.....
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey.
Then, I turned myself around.