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Best comeback by by a LEO in court EVER!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by goldenlight, Apr 22, 2008.

  1. goldenlight


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    Apr 15, 2007
    Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"
    A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of
    the offender, running several blocks away."
    Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"
    A: "The officer who responded to the scene."
    Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do
    you trust your fellow officers?"
    A: "Yes, sir. With my life."
    Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room
    where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"
    A: "Yes sir, we do!"
    Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"
    A: "Yes sir, I do."
    Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"
    A: "Yes sir."
    Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your
    life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with
    these same officers?"
    A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and
    sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."