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Bejewelled Portrait

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 21, 2003.

  1. okie

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    Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant."

    "But, Madam, you are not wearing any of those things."

    "True enough," said Mrs. Whembleton. "If I should predecease my dear husband I know he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go stark raving mad looking for the jewelry!"