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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 3, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Roger Clemens, after living a full life, died.

    When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a
    modest little house with a faded Yankee flag in the window. "This
    house is yours for eternity," God said. "This is very special, not
    everyone gets a house up here."

    Roger felt special, indeed, and walked into his house. On his way up
    to the porch he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a
    three-story mansion with a bright red and blue sidewalk, a 50 foot
    flagpole with a Red Sox flag flying on it, and a Red Sox logo in every
    window. In the front yard was a sign reading "Welcome to Beantown."

    Clemens looked at God and said "I don't mean to be ungrateful, but I
    have a question. I won three World Series rings, more awards than I
    can remember, and I won 300 games." God answered "So what do you want
    to know, Roger?" Well, why does Pedro Martinez get a better house than
    me?" God chuckled and said, "Roger, that's not Pedro's house....it's
    mine."
     
  2. DesertShark1963

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    As a kid who grew up in the Bronx and suffered through living in Boston, I have to say, "I don't think that's funny."
     

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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    I think thats Darn funny!!![​IMG]