Roger Clemens, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Yankee flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity," God said. "This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here." Roger felt special, indeed, and walked into his house. On his way up to the porch he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three-story mansion with a bright red and blue sidewalk, a 50 foot flagpole with a Red Sox flag flying on it, and a Red Sox logo in every window. In the front yard was a sign reading "Welcome to Beantown." Clemens looked at God and said "I don't mean to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I won three World Series rings, more awards than I can remember, and I won 300 games." God answered "So what do you want to know, Roger?" Well, why does Pedro Martinez get a better house than me?" God chuckled and said, "Roger, that's not Pedro's house....it's mine."