Being Properly Equipped

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Brad, Dec 17, 2002.

  1. Brad

    Brad Millennium Member

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    Aug 17, 1999
    A female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a youth club:

    Interviewer: "So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these
    children on this adventure holiday?"

    Mr. Jones: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,
    archery, and shooting."

    Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

    Mr. Jones: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on
    the range."

    Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
    activity to be teaching children?"

    Mr. Jones: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper
    range discipline before they even touch a firearm."

    Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent

    Mr. Jones: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're
    not one, are you?"