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Being Politically Correct

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Dec 7, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Being Politically Correct...
    (Women)

    1) She is not a BABE or a CHICK - she is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

    2) She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - she is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

    3) She is not EASY - she is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

    4) She is not DUMB - she is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

    5) She has not BEEN AROUND - she is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

    6) She is not an AIRHEAD - she is REALITY IMPAIRED.

    7) She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - she gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

    8) She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - she is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

    9) She does not NAG YOU - she becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

    10) She is not a SLUT - she is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

    11) She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - she is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

    12) She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - she is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

    Being Politically Correct...
    (Men)

    13) He does not have a BEER GUT - he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY

    14) He is not a BAD DANCER - he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

    15) He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

    16) He is not BALDING - he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

    17) He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - he prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS

    18) He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

    19) He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - he develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

    20) He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - he has SWINE EMPATHY.

    21) He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED

    22) He is not HORNY - he is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
     
  2. Falcon501

    Falcon501 Fâlcón

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