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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 20, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before'. He stands up and says, "Before, B-E-P-H-O-R ."

    The teacher says, "No, that's wrong. Can anyone else spell before?"

    Another little boy stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-O-R ."

    Again the teacher says, "No, that's wrong." The teacher asks, "Tyrone, can you spell 'before'?"

    Tyrone stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-R-E ."

    "Excellent Tyrone, now can you use it in a sentence?" Tyrone says, "That's easy. Two plus two be fore."
     
  2. allhowl

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    I need to axe you to xplane why thatsss sposed too bee funie?;b