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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 30, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV,
    and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

    She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

    When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
    start pretty soon now...."

    This time she looked a little angry, but brought him another beer.

    When it was gone he said, "Quick, one more beer before it starts."

    "That's it!" she yelled. "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ***
    down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your
    slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day
    long?"

    The husband sighed, "Crap, it started..."
     
  2. str8shootr623

    str8shootr623 Educ8r

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  3. chip00

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    That is funny.
    Okie, that was a mightly colorful and clean engine in your posted photo. Ment to tell you that.
     
  4. okie

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    Thanks. Just wish it was mine;P ;f
     
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