A totally naked young woman walked into a Irish bar and said to the barman, "Bring me a beer!" The barman just stared at her. "What's the matter?" she asked. "Haven't you ever seen a naked woman?" "Aye, plenty o' times," replied the barman. "Then why are staring at me?" she said. "Bring me my beer!" He didn't move. "What are you waiting for?" she asked. "I'm waiting to see where you keep the money to pay for it!"