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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 4, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man who drank only beer all his life walked into his regular bar. He asks the bartender, give me a shot of wiskey fast.

    The bartender says to the man,you have been coming in here for years and all you drink is beer. What seems to be the trouble? The man replys: I just found out my first son is gay.The bartender says ,sorry to hear that. The man drank his drink and left.

    The next day the same man entered the bar. Bartender give me another shot make it a double! The bartender says what seems to be the problem today? The man repled, I just found out my second son is gay.The bartender replys sorry to hear that. The man drinks his drink and leaves.

    The next day the same man comes in and says: bartender give me the freaking bottle!! Then the bartender asks: doesn't anyone in your family like women?

    The man said: yeah, my wife.
     
  2. HasSpoken

    HasSpoken SumBody2Luv

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    I thought it was funny until I remembered that my ex likes women too:( ;Q ;P ;f , oh well, she didnt leave me for one, I LEFT HER! But, now I m beginning to wonder why I did such a foolish thing;Q :( :( ...
     

  3. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    okie, that was the best!
    HasSpoken, That's most guy's dreams! I'm still sorry to hear that though.;P
     
  4. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    It's a guy's dream until you have real world contact with a lesbian/bisexual chick. It's really not that great, at least in my experience. It's really nothing at all like the fantasy. :(
     
  5. AndABeer

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    amen, bisexuality is just a pitstop on the way to full blown multiple personality disorder;P
     
  6. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Hey guys,
    I am truly sorry and didn't mean to make light of your situation as I am sure both of your worlds came crashing down on you. It is no fun what-so-ever when the person you love so much has found someone else no matter what the sex. I meant it tongue-in-cheek. I really am sorry. It is true so many people (mostly guys) think it's a dream come true. Be careful what you wish for....
     
  7. AndABeer

    AndABeer Proud pappy

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    i took no offense, sir, was just issuing a warning to some of the younger gents who might wanna think twice before going there ;f

    then again it is so hard to think clearly when your brain's blood is AWOL, have fun but have an escape plan too ;)
     
  8. mally_b

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    Ummmm Beer I like Beer.;c ;V ;V ;Y
     
  9. fastvfr

    fastvfr Ancient Tech

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    QUOTE: It's a guy's dream until you have real world contact with a lesbian/bisexual chick. It's really not that great, at least in my experience. It's really nothing at all like the fantasy.



    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

    Perhaps you were doing something wrong!

    My guess is that at least one of you was, anyway...

    Works for me! My baby loves cute little blondes as much as I do--but I can outcook any of the floozies so there's no worries, mate!

    BTW, it is BETTER than any fantasy/wet dream/ porno flix this GT'er has ever seen!!!

    Regards,

    Friendly FastVFR
     
  10. pfrigm

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    Yep. I agree FastVFR. I once lived with three women. It was fun. Of course, all the guys I know used to get all "porno eyed" when I told them. Their standard response was "You get to live with three women?!?". I always replied "No, I HAVE to live with three women."
     
  11. caddyshack

    caddyshack AmbulanceDriver

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    what to say about that....