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Beer or Face Cream? (Husband Down)

Discussion in 'Band of Glockers' started by isuzu, Jun 1, 2009.

  1. isuzu

    isuzu

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    A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
    The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
    'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
    'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

    A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
    'It's my face cream. It makes me look sexy and beautiful for you when we're making love,' replies the wife.
    Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser ... at half the price.'

    On the PA system: 'Cleanup needed on aisle 25, we have a husband down.
     
    Last edited: Jun 2, 2009
  2. CatsMeow

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    heheheehehe mma champ ata yun wife
     
  4. Clusterbomb

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    Dito sa Pinas, lots of beer at dim lights na patay-sindi make a lot of women look beautiful.