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Beer Festival

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by KY Moose, Apr 18, 2004.

  1. KY Moose

    KY Moose

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    After the Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

    The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

    The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

    The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

    The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

    The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?"

    The Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."