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Been to Texas

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 2, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and
    dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Texas for a
    costume.

    Suddenly she slapped him hard and stalked off the dance floor.
    "What the hell happened?" asked a friend who had witnessed
    the entire event.

    "I'm not really sure." the man replied, rubbing his red cheek.
    "When she asked if I had ever been to Texas, I put my finger on
    Amarillo to show her, and she let me have it."
     
  2. ArmoredTrk in Az

    ArmoredTrk in Az

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    Houston would have really set her off.
     

  3. okie

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