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Beating the system

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 27, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A couple, both aged 70 went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor
    asked
    "What can I do for you?"

    The man said "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor
    looked
    puzzled, but agreed.

    When the couple finished, the doctor said "There's nothing wrong with
    the
    way you have intercourse" and charged them $82 for the session.

    This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an
    appointment,
    have intercourse with no apparent problems, pay the doctor and then
    leave.
    Finally the doctor asked 'Just exactly what are you trying to find
    out?"
    The old man replied 'We're not trying to find anything out. She's
    married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my
    house. The Holiday Inn charges $90 and The Hilton charges $108. We do it
    here for $82, and I get $68 back from Medicare.
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    ;2 Good one okie!;i ;i ;i