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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 17, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    If I was a Bear! ! ! !

    Oh to be a bear . . .
    Sounds good to me! In my next life....

    If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.

    I could deal with that.

    Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.

    I could deal with that, too.

    If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts)
    while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.

    I could definitely deal with that.

    If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone
    who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.

    I could deal with that.

    If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
    He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

    Yup..... Gonna be a bear . . .
     
  2. ubimow

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