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Bears, your for dinner

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by M&P Shooter, Jun 12, 2012.

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  1. M&P Shooter

    M&P Shooter Metal Member

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    M&P Shooter Metal Member

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    CLoft239 I Like Turtles

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    Did you snipe it from 200yds away, mid-charge, with your G17 9mm?

    I came into this world kicking, screaming, and covered in somebody else's blood; I plan on leaving it the same way!
     
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    CLoft239 I Like Turtles

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    Or did you drop it with you G17 9mm, and then follow up with a kill shot from your .380 backup gun? :confused:

    I came into this world kicking, screaming, and covered in somebody else's blood; I plan on leaving it the same way!
     
  5. M&P15T

    M&P15T Beard One

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    "your"???

    Oh...you meant "you're", now it makes sense.
     
  6. dango

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    I was so inspired by your post I've decided to Bag me a 2000 lbs. Polar bear.I am making arrangements as we speak because they are just another bear. I do have two 33 shot mags do you thing I'll need both of them ? That's what so great about Glocks , I can use my G-26 cause the mags will fit right ?

    Well , I'm off wish me luck , or should I say wish the polar bear luck ?
     
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    Nah - crept within 50 yards of the bear on his belly and threw the bullet by hand. :tongueout:
     
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    aircarver Descent Terminated Silver Member

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    "Some days you eat the bear....

    .... some days, the bear eats you" ......:supergrin:

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    Bilbo Bagins Slacked jawed

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    What is with all the Grizzly fear. Here is an grizzly expert taking a picture near one. He would tell you that they are harmless, and they will not eat you. Just go ask him.

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    Where can I find "for dinner"? I do not have a "for dinner".
     
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    Geko45 Smartass Pilot CLM

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    If you are going to spend time in bear country then you need to take precautions. Carry a can of bear grade pepper spray and wear a small bell around your neck to make sure you alert them to your presence and don't surprise them. You should also learn to recognize the signs of when a bear is in the area. Brown bear scat will typically have small nuts in it and smell like fish. Grizzly bear scat will have small bells in it and smell like pepper.
     
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    Didn't they find like his collarbone and his wang?
     
  13. dango

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    I guess his girlfriend wasn't too smart either . Lets play catch with some nitro .

    Oh , I forgot to mention the time while wearing my wife's 6 inch heels.
    While flying over the coast of Australia , I jumped out of the heli at 900 ft, heels to the spine , 24 ft. salty history. You would not believe the collection of gator skin thongs I have.
     
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    Spiffums I.C.P.

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    I prefer my bear hunts to be caged like country singers shoot!
     
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    Yeah, like, little pieces of him. lol
     
  16. M&P Shooter

    M&P Shooter Metal Member

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    The bear didn't bite me out of respect because he spotted me drinking Desaki.










     
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