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Bear Hunting in Alaska

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, Jul 17, 2006.

  1. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    Bear Hunting in Alaska


    The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska
    for some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the
    Pope mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of
    the woods.

    A helpless Democrat from the Bay area, wearing sandals, shorts, a
    "Save the Whales" hat, and a "Bush Lied" T-shirt, was screaming
    while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free
    himself from the grasp of a 10 foot grizzly.

    As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came
    racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest...
    The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious
    Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three
    loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed
    of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat
    in the back seat.

    As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over.

    "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I
    heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and
    Democrat Environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes
    that this is not true."

    As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who
    was that guy?"

    "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with
    heaven and supposedly has access to all wisdom."

    "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he
    sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the
    bait holding up, or do we need to go back to the Bay Area and get
    us another one?"
     
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