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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Eric, Oct 5, 2015.
who owns a pig farm. What am I watching?
Yep. How about some great quotes?
"It seems sadly ironic that it is that tie that got you into this pickle."
Not sure of the movie but I have been where 42,000 die per day........
"You're not much good to me alive, are you Turkish?"
My Father: "Pigs will eat anything. Be very careful around pigs,".
Turkish in reference to Boris the Bullet Dodger: " I don't want to go in there. He's a dangerous bastard. Taken too many disco biscuits in the heat of Russian disputations. He's got as many of these nuts as he has those nuts."
I love how each core group has their own bit of accompanying music, when they appear.
"They look the **** don't they ( replica guns) and I bought some extra loud blanks."
"Why? In case we have to deafen them to death?"
"Wipe the butter off that (knife) and put it away. There is a proper blade back there."
Anyone read "UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES" pig farms had a role in the book.
I had a passing acquaintance with the author while living in Missouri (and went to a shoot at his quarry). If you have read the book you know the nude men's clubs in East St Louis play a role in the the book; when I asked how many trips to East St Louis he wrote off on his taxes as "research" all I got as an answer was a deep belly laugh!!!!
Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Vinny: Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the **** you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?
"ya want yer friend to hear ya, you'll have to talk a lot louder than that." BOOM!!
[Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van]
Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a packet of ****ing peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the truck]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.
"Like I said to the Virgin Mary, come again?......"
Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me.
Brick Top: "No thanks, I'm sweet enough."
Bullet Tooth Tony: "The fact that you've got replica written down the side of your gun....and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle....point five oh....written on the side of mine......should precipitate, your balls into shrinkin"
Why's he got a tea cozy on his head?
Thought I was awake, but after reading this thread I must be either dreaming I'm on acid, or chemically on acid.
Ohhh, dogs. Sure I like dags. I like caravans more.