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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 28, 2007.

  1. okie

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    Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

    A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with
    A gorgeous young woman on his arm.

    A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're
    Really doing great, aren't you?"

    Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and
    Be cheerful.'"

    The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart
    Murmur; be careful.'"