BBQ

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 9, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Definition of Barbecuing. It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will
    > do.
    > When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events are
    > put into motion:
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    > 1) The woman goes to the store.
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    > 2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
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    > 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
    > along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man,
    > who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
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    > 4) The man places the meat on the grill.
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    > 5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
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    > 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
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    > 7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
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    > 8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
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    > 9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
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    > 10) Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
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    > 11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."
    > And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's
    > just no pleasing some women.
     
  2. ceejay

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