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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 14, 2008.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.

    Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang.

    The man got out of the tub, put on his slippers and robe, and went to the
    door. A salesman at the door wanted to know if he needed any brushes. Slamming
    the door, the man returned to the bath.

    The doorbell rang again. On went the slippers and robe, and the man started
    for the door again. He took one step, slipped on a wet spot, fell backward, and
    hit his back against the hard porcelain bathtub.

    Cursing under his breath, the man struggled into his street clothes and, with
    every move a stab of pain, drove to the doctor.

    After examining him, the doctor said, "You know, you've been lucky. Nothing is
    broken. But you need to relax. Why don't you go home and take a long hot bath?