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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 25, 2004.

  1. okie

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    One day a man went to England on a trip and met a
    woman there, they grew to like each other enough
    for her to come to America with the man on his
    flight home. When they got back to America the man
    said 'I would like to show you an American pastime.'
    And the woman said 'what is it?'
    'Baseball' the man said.
    So the next day the man took her to a baseball
    game. The first man came up to the plate and hit
    the ball to right field and got to first base, the next man bunted the ball and got to first base and the third man came up to the plate and he gets walked. The man says 'Are you understanding this game?'
    The woman says, 'Yes, but what I don't understand
    is why the thrower hurls the ball at the first man and he hits it. Then he hurls the ball at the
    second man and he taps it and runs to where the
    other man was standing. And then the third man,
    this is the part I don't understand, the thrower
    hurls the ball and he just stand there, and he
    hurls the ball at him again and he just stands
    there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he
    just stands there, and he hurls the ball at him
    again and he just stands there then he just walks
    to the place where the other man was standing.'
    Then the man says 'Well that is because he has
    four balls'
    The woman says 'Poor thing! He couldn't run if he tried.'