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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by GLOCKNROCK, Jul 12, 2002.

  1. GLOCKNROCK

    GLOCKNROCK

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    A monkey walks into a bar one day and says to the bartender, "got any cheese?"
    The bartender replies, "no, and we don't serve monkeys in this bar. Get outta here."
    So, the next day, the monkey goes back into the same bar and says to the bartender, "hey, got any cheese?"
    The barteder, getting annoyed, replies, "I told you yesterday, no we don't have any cheese, and we don't serve monkeys in this bar. If you come back in here again asking for cheese, I'm going to nail your feet to the floor!"
    The monkey comes strolling back into the bar the following day and says to the bartender, "got any nails?"
    The bartender says, "no."
    The monkey says, "got any cheese?"
     
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    DWavs Moderator Moderator

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