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Baptist Dog

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by deputydawg558, Aug 16, 2002.

  1. deputydawg558

    deputydawg558

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    Baptist Dog

    A Baptist couple felt it important to own an equally Baptist pet, so they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in Baptist dogs, they found one they liked a lot. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did so in a flash. When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with incredible dexterity. Impressed, they purchased the animal and went home.

    That night, they had friends over. They were so proud of their new Baptist dog and his skills that they called the dog to show off a little. The friends were impressed and asked whether the dog could do any of the usual dog tricks as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought of normal dog tricks. "Well," they said, "let's try it out." Once more they called the dog in and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!" Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.

    It was then that the couple realized they'd been deceived and defrauded. Obviously, the dog was Pentecostal.
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  2. hcc49

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    Good one,fella!