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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 1, 2003.

  1. okie

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    Saddam Hussein phoned President George W. Bush. "I had a
    dream about the United States," he said. "I could see the
    whole country, and over every building and home was a
    banner," said Saddam. "What was on the banner?" asked Mr.
    Bush.
    "LONG LIVE SADDAM!" answered the dictator.
    "I'm so glad that you called," said President Bush,
    "because I too had a dream. In my dream, I saw Iraq and it
    was more beautiful than ever; totally rebuilt with many
    tall, gleaming office buildings, large residential
    subdivisions with swimming pools in every yard; and over
    every building and home was a big, beautiful banner." "What
    did the banner say?" asked Saddam.
    "I don't know," answered President Bush, "I can't read
    Hebrew.