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Bad & Worse

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by NYGunman, Nov 16, 2002.

  1. NYGunman

    NYGunman o.oO0Oo.oO0Oo.o

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    Bad: You find a porno movie in your son's room.
    Worse: You're in it.

    Bad: Your children are sexually active.
    Worse: With each other.

    Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
    Worse: She's a lawyer.

    Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
    Worse: For another woman.

    Bad: You can't find your vibrator.
    Worse: Your son "borrowed" it.

    Bad: Your unit only measures out to be 2 inches long.
    Worse: Erect!!!

    Good: Hot outdoor sex.
    Bad: You're arrested.
    Worse: By your wife.

    Good: You came home for a quickie.
    Bad: Your wife walks in unexpectedly.

    Good: You go to see a strip show.
    Bad: Your daughter's the headline.

    Good: Your boyfriend's on a diet.
    Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.

    Good: Your daughter practices safe sex.
    Bad: She's eleven.

    Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
    Bad: She weighs 350 pounds.

    Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.
    Bad: You live downtown.

    Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude.
    Bad: She's coming home.

    Good: Your wife just experienced her first orgasm.
    Bad: With the postman.

    Good: Your wife's got a flat stomach.
    Bad: And a matching chest.

    Good: Your wife's got large breasts.
    Bad: And a matching ***.

    Good: Your girlfriend's got soft, long, blonde hair.
    Bad: Under her arms.

    Good: Your daughter's boss raves about her work.
    Bad: He's a pimp.
     
  2. nyredneck

    nyredneck كا&

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    good: you've got a friend
    bad: it's NYGUNMAN!!!!
    worse: HE KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!!;f
     

  3. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    Those are great! ;f