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bad dogs, whatch gonna do?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, Jun 30, 2003.

  1. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    A man was leaving a 7-11 with his morning coffee when he noticed a most
    unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

    A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind.
    Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit bull on a leash.


    Behind were 200 men walking single file. The man couldn't stand the
    curiosity.

    He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I
    am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but
    I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"


    The man replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my wife."
    "What happened to her?"
    The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."

    He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
    The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the
    dog turned on her."

    A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. "Can
    I borrow the dog?"
    "Get in line."
     
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