Bad brakes

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 18, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol
    officer stopped her. "I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just
    wanted to warn you
    that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and It could be
    "I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair
    it as soon as I return home."
    "Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse is
    wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to
    animals so you should have your husband check that too."
    "Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check both when I get home."
    True to her word when the Amish lady got home she told her husband about
    the broken reflector, and he said he would put a new one on immediately.
    "Also", said the Amish woman. "The policeman said there was something
    wrong with the emergency brake.