Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 31, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A guy was known among his friends to be very brief an
    to the point - he really never said too much.

    One day, a saleswoman promoting Avon knocked on his door and
    asked to see his wife, so the guy told her that she wasn't home.

    "Well," the woman said, "could I please wait for her?"

    The man directed her to the drawing room and left her there
    for more than three hours.

    After feeling really worried, she called out for him an asked,
    "May I ask where your wife is?"

    "She went to the cemetery," he replied.

    "And when is she coming back?"

    "I don't really know," he said. "She's been there eleven
    years now!"